So here I am trying to catch a migrating locust by the fountain and SPIKE PLAYING WITH A BALL just mows right in between me and the bug like no BFD. THEN, the locust flies behind the fountain where it’s impossible to see it. YOU ARE RUDE ENOUGH AS IT IS ASSHOLE, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY LIFE ON TOP OF IT???
I HATE THIS UGLY RHINO, HE GIVES YOU ATTITUDE EVERY TIME YOU SPEAK TO HIM, HIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING MESS, AND THE SHIT HE BORROWS IS ALWAYS LENT TO SOMEONE ELSE. YOU’RE NOT A TOUGH GUY SPIKE, I JUST HAD TO RETRIEVE YOUR PIKACHU FOR YOU.
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really love Spike—his sarcasm matches mine, so...always found him great. This story, would...
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